Raiders of the Lost Pork
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Raiders of the Lost Pork
- Quest giver
- Uin Nee
- Location
- Il Mheg (X:12.3, Y:32.9)
- Quest line
Pixie Quests
┗ Pixie Daily Quests- Level
- 70
Uin Nee is concerned for the well-being of Il Mheg's most beloved species.
— In-game description
Rewards
Steps
- Search for the suspicious character at Timh Gyeus.
- Speak with Uin Nee.
Journal
- Uin Nee is concerned for the well-being of Il Mheg's most beloved species.
Dialogue
Forename, help! Il Mheg is being invaded!
Sort of. By “invaded,” I mean, a stranger has shown up and started chasing our porxies!
I wouldn't mind so much if it weren't for the fact our pets are supposed to be gathering flower seeds for use in dreams. Go and put a stop to this silliness, would you?
One, two! One, two, three, four!
On an epic adventure, the intrepid hero is here!♪
A Fuath to be reckoned with, evildoers frozen in fear!♪
In the name of joy, he dances his merry jig!♪
Let none keep him from the enchanted flying pig!♪
A Fuath to be reckoned with, evildoers frozen in fear!♪
In the name of joy, he dances his merry jig!♪
Let none keep him from the enchanted flying pig!♪
Oh, porxie, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways! But why must you always flee when I draw near? Why, I ask youuu!
Me, bothering the porxies!? Never!
The mere thought I could be causing them distress has left me quite flabbergasted! And to think they would spurn my affections...it is preposterous, I tell you!
I was merely passing through to trade with the Nu Mou when I saw their precious pink companions. That adorable snout, that curly tail... It was love at first sight! Wait for me, porxies!
No more, please! I'll leave Il Mheg and never come back, I swear!
Oh, you're not a faerie? Thank goodness.
I was trying to catch one of those little flying pigs, for research purposes. But then I discovered that they're the faeries' creations. Even if I managed to get my hands on them, I'd never be able to take something so dangerous back to civilization!
And if the pixies find me, they'll turn me into one of those leafmen! It's high time I quit this godsforsaken place!
Hello! I am a very rich lady from Eulmore! I expect you to curtsy/bow when greeting one of my standing!
Ha ha! Just joking! I'm actually a pixie in disguise. Walking around like a mortal certainly makes a change from all that flitting about!
Chasing porxies? Why, yes, as a matter of fact, I was. It's a bit hard to keep up with them, though. Perhaps I need some more practice with this “one foot in front of the other” business!
And if the other pixies have a problem with me chasing those flappy-eared porkers, I could leave them alone, I suppose. After all, 'tis hardly fitting for a “lady” to engage in such unseemly behavior!
So I take it the porxies will be resuming their duties? Good. I won't let them shirk their responsibilities! Not even if they're cute and adorable and I want to squeeze them and squeeze them until... Gah!
No! I mustn't allow them to beguile me! I have a job to do! And for your part in...whatever this was, I'm making you an honorary “Protector of Porxies”!