No Such Thing as a Free Lunch
No Such Thing as a Free Lunch
- Quest giver
- 789th Order Dustman Bo Zu
- Location
- Outer La Noscea (X:21.6, Y:17.7)
- Quest line
- Kobold Daily Quests
- Level
- 41
- Required quest
How Low Can You Go- Requirements
- Neutral Relations
- Experience
4,125- Gil
360- Patch
- 2.2
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Rewards
Walkthrough
Collect three steaming lunchpots from Iron Lake.
In-game Description
The labor-averse Bo Zu has caught word of generous meals being distributed by Zo Ga to those industrious kobolds who have earned the fugleman's favor, and has concluded that the 789th is equally deserving of gustatory gratification despite their decided lack of productivity. Head to Iron Lake and appropriate three lavish lunchpots so that Bo Zu and his friends can feast like their hard-working peers for a day.
You have managed to secure three piping hot lunchpots. Deliver the feast to the 789th Order Dig in hopes that it will sate the stomach of the slavering Bo Zu.
Bo Zu revels in the fruits of your success, though any hopes that the dustman has learned a lesson about the value of hard work are promptly dashed when he shamelessly expresses his eagerness to impose upon you similarly again. You can only hope that the idle-handed kobold's stomach remains sated for the foreseeable future.
Dialogue
Accepting the Quest
789th Order Dustman Bo Zu: The unfairness—injustice, iniquity, unfairness of it all! 789th Order Dustman Bo Zu: While the 789th goes famished—starving, hungry, famished—Zo Ga and his cronies feast! Feast on lunchpots packed, yes, so packed with tasty treats that a single one could feed our entire dig for a week. 789th Order Dustman Bo Zu: Should Zo Ga and his hardworking cronies get all the rewards? No, no, a hundred times no! Yes, our tummies are rumbling—grumbling, mumbling, rumbling—as much as theirs! 789th Order Dustman Bo Zu: Why, I have a notion—a thought, a mind, a notion—to walk right over to Iron Lake and snatch one or three for myself. But walking is hard work. Yes, yes, and your legs are so much longer than mine...
Delivering lavish lunchpots to 789th Order Dustman Bo Zu
789th Order Dustman Bo Zu: Do I smell what I think I smell? Yes, yes, I believe I do! <Hand Over Lavish Lunchpots> 789th Order Dustman Bo Zu: Freshly plucked lava toad legs? Earthworms that still wriggle and squirm? This is more than a meal, it is a feast—a banquet, a spread, a feast for the senses! 789th Order Dustman Bo Zu: Does sampling the delights of his peers inspire Bo Zu to work harder? No, no, never! Why would it, when I have long-legged friends like you?