Hells Have No Fury
Hells Have No Fury
- Quest giver
- 789th Order Dustman Bo Zu
- Location
- Outer La Noscea (X:21.6, Y:17.7)
- Quest line
- Kobold Daily Quests
- Level
- 41
- Required quest
How Low Can You Go- Requirements
- Neutral Relations
- Experience
4,125- Gil
360- Patch
- 2.2
“789th Order Dustman Bo Zu has a friend in need of a helping hand-- preferably not Bo Zu's.
— In-game description
Rewards
Walkthrough
After speaking to 789th Order Acolyte Ba Go, use the /soothe emote on pygmy bombs at Iron Lake.
In-game Description
789th Order Dustman Bo Zu has a friend in need of a helping hand-- preferably not Bo Zu's.
Bo Zu considers the 789th Order's acolyte, the eccentric Ba Go, one of his closest friends at the dig-- a feeling which does not appear to be in any way mutual. With Ba Go in trouble and seeking the assistance of anyone not named Bo Zu, go and offer what help you may.
From what sense you can make of Ba Go's ramblings, a few of his so-called beauties-- unhappy with their creator's treatment of them-- have flown the coop and now wreak havoc in the vicinity of Iron Lake. At Ba Go's behest, seek them out and /soothe their anger, that they might return home and trouble innocent bystanders no more.
Their volatile hearts calmed, the pygmy bombs have returned to the loving care of their creator. Return to Ba Go in triumph.
Eager to make amends, Ba Go is far too preoccupied doting on his beauties to express any sort of gratitude for your part in securing their safe return. Return to Bo Zu and inform him that the deed is done.
Bo Zu is deeply appreciative of your efforts on behalf of his friend Ba Go, who he still considers a friend despite the latter's utter disregard for the hapless dustman. Having demonstrated both generosity and competence, you can expect Bo Zu to call upon you again next time he or one of his peers is in need...
Dialogue
Accepting the Quest
789th Order Dustman Bo Zu: Adventurer, how glad, glad I am to see you come. Ba Go is having a situation, a plight, a predicament, a situation—and what is trouble for Ba Go is trouble for us all. Bo Zu does not know much, but this Bo Zu knows. Yes, yes, I know. 789th Order Dustman Bo Zu: Bo Zu would like nothing more than to help his friend Ba Go—nothing, nothing at all. But Bo Zu's help is unwelcome—unsought, undesired, unwelcome. This makes Bo Zu sad, but what can Bo Zu do? Only send you—yes, yes Bo Zu will send you.
Speaking with 789th Order Acolyte Ba Go
789th Order Acolyte Ba Go: Bo Zu sent you to me, he did? You will not eat my beauties' fingers and make my workshop go boom-boom like that one did? No, no, you will not? 789th Order Acolyte Ba Go: Then maybe you can be of assistance—help, aid assistance. With some of my beauties did I have a disagreement—a spat, a fight, a disagreement. Fled my workshop, they did, fled to Iron Lake where they seethe and sizzle and speak ill of Ba Go. 789th Order Acolyte Ba Go: You will tell them Ba Go is sorry for what he said, yes? They are not getting fat—no, no—they are as slender, slim, and beautiful as ever. They will come back to Ba Go, yes? Ba Go implores of them—begs, beseeches, implores.
Speaking with 789th Order Acolyte Ba Go
789th Order Acolyte Ba Go: My beauties...my beauties return! Oh, glorious day! Ba Go was lost without you—wayward, astray, lost. Yes, yes, he was! 789th Order Acolyte Ba Go: Ba Go was a fool—a dolt, a dimwit, a fool! Foolish Ba Go will do anything you desire! Yes, yes, just promise you will never leave Ba Go's side ag—hm? Can't you see we are having a personal moment here, adventurer? Yes, yes, go back and bother Bo Zu.
Reporting to 789th Order Dustman Bo Zu
789th Order Dustman Bo Zu: <sigh> That is Ba Go for you—no eye for anything but booms and beauties. He may not call Bo Zu friend, but does this change Bo Zu's feelings? No, no, never. 789th Order Dustman Bo Zu: I cannot speak for Ba Go—no, no, I cannot—but Bo Zu will not forget your kindness. Yes, Bo Zu will always remember who to ask when he needs something done. Yes, yes, I will!